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ROTFL: MAO!
 
That's similar to the story here. Only it's warlocks developing a spell to see through clothes to the skin below. But if your clothes are leather, which is essentially skin...
For another fun quote. From MITHRIL Report: Female Ops Booklet Chapter 8, we have a daughter of a certain eternally lost boy get a job offer...

Quote:"Very well," Mardukas assented with a brief nod. "Our proposal is for
you to sign on with Mithril, specifically on the de Danaan, so that we
are capable of assuming that you had the security clearance to see what
you've seen."
"You want to hire me?" Ino asked, her voice tinged with disbelief. "What, as ship's pet pig?"
"I
was assuming more as an assistant," Mardukas said, earning a surprised
look from Tessa. "The captain stays aboard this ship for long periods of
time, and I'm aware that she has little friendly companionship, since
everyone aboard is both older than and lower ranked than she is."
"Commander Mardukas..." Tessa started, fidgeting with her hands.
"Captain, do you disagree with this course of action?" The commander asked, looking down at the grey haired girl in concern.
"I suppose not," Tessa said, considering. "It would be easy to get Ino-san out of trouble, if she's willing to do it."
"I suppose it's okay," Ino said, rather confused. "If you don't mind that I might randomly get lost or something."
"I'm
afraid that would constitute a breach of contract," Mardukas said, with
a straight face, "However since you haven't agreed to a payment
contract, there would be no monetary consequences."
-----

Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.
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