ROTFL: MAO!

[LilFluff]

So, I am rereading the beginning of No Tendo as I lost track of the story for a bit. From Chapter 7:

"What are you doing here? You're too old to be students!" said the
yoma-teacher, preparing an attack as several adults entered her
classroom.
"Ahem," said one of the figures stepping through the doors. "Where evil beckons, we're there to take it down!"
"For molesting schoolgirls and touching improperly, we be here to hurt you," said a heavily accented other soldier.
"WHAT?" declared Sailor Moon and Ami together.
"She didn't... did she?" asked Sailor Moon, turning red.
"I DIDN'T!" insisted the flustered teacher-yoma.
"Mercury
Power Make UP! For doing things while I was asleep, I... I... can never
forgive you!" Ami transformed to Sailor Mercury.
"This situation has gotten completely out of control," observed the yoma. "Class..."
"(She's going for a weapon,)" said the one who didn't speak Japanese and had mangled his opening line. "(Eat hot plasma!)" SHOOOM!
"Sailor Moon!" BLAM! "Do not give up!" bing ping chiuuuuuu! "Your cause is right!" clk-clk CHOOOM! "Your aim is true!" brrrrrrt! "So dust the yoma already!"
"RIGHT!" said Sailor Moon, letting fly with her attack.
Sailor Mercury just stared. A lot.
"Sailor Moon!" called out
one of the heavily armed and body-armored Marines. "As long as your
cause is righteous, know that the forces of justice shall rally behind
you!"
"Right!" said a tremendously cheerful Sailor Moon. It was
one thing to be fighting ancient evil demonic beings. It was quite
another that she had people with really big guns deferring to HER when
she was fighting ancient evil demonic beings. It was actually kind of
comforting.
"Uhm, excuse me," said Sailor Mercury. "We don't have to pay for the repairs to the classroom do we?"

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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.