We haven't had a quote from Harry Johnson and the Headmaster's Socks in a while, so I decided we should have one.
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
Quote:"I've got every right to kidnap maidens!" Harry declared in an immensely pompous voice that made him sound startlingly like Cornelius Fudge. "I am after all a dragon, I'll have you know! I have to have a captive young lady or two; my lair would be quite incomplete without them! You can't have dragons going around not kidnapping damsels; it simply wouldn't be proper! I ask you, young people these days, no respect for tradition!"--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.