Quote:“I told you, they got into a pissing match,” Cypher said.
“So who won the fight?” Beastboy asked.
“There was no fight,” Copycat smirked.
Magik sighed. “Copycat copied his powers and became a nine foot tall green mountain of muscle, destroying everything he was wearing so he was naked.”
“I had to pee before the Hulk showed up,” Copycat explained.
“The Hulk transforms from a wimpy little scientist into a towering behemoth of rage, amplifying what he was by an order of magnitude,” Cypher explained.
“Not only am I better built than a wimpy little scientist, I am also better hung,” Copycat smirked.
“Don't tell me,” Raven said looking a little green herself.
“You know how guys will write their name in snow?” Cypher asked, “Well Copycat wrote his name in the concrete.”
“Dude!” Beastboy stared wide eyed.
Copycat took a deep breath and all the New Mutants plugged their ears just before he roared out, “Copycat's urethra is strongest one there is!”
Beastboy, Raven and Galatea just started in shock and horror.
“And every time he tells the story he yells that,” Cypher sighed.
“I scared off the Hulk with my manhood, I am never going to stop telling that story,” Copycat said proudly.
“I still say it’s because you confused him and he couldn't remember how to spell Hulk,” Sunspot muttered.
from http://www.tthfanfic.org/wholestory.php?no=22783]copycat by dogbertcarroll
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