Quote:"Okay, we have a serious problem," Shirou said.From What if Almost Everybody was Shirou's Servant, chapter 2.
"Is it the fact that there's a tiny little girl with a giant mountain of muscle out to kill you?" Archer asked.
"Well, that's part of it, but that's not what I meant."
"Is it about the fact that there's berserker shaped holes in most of the walls of your house?"
"Okay, that needs to be taken care of too, but-"
"Or is it the fact that you have no idea what you're doing."
"That's a little harsh isn't it? I mean, I just got thrown into this today and-"
"Wait, I've got it – it's a school night and you have a biology test in the morning that you forgot about until I mentioned it and you haven't studied for at all."
"No, well, yes…how did you even know that?"
Archer smirked knowingly, before shrugging. That guy was really starting to annoy Shirou.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.