ROTFL: MAO!

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I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat by VelspertheCat
“Hello Master.” Archer greeted the magus like nothing had gone wrong at
all. “How are you? Fantastic.” He answered before she could even
respond. “Does Saber look as handsome as me? No.” He interrupted her as
she raised a finger to answer.

He walked over to her bed, which now looked wrinkle free and freshly laundered. “Look to the right.”

Rin instinctively did as instructed as her higher reasoning centers were
still off balance. Her reading desk, which had been positively
overflowing with books last night was now completely spotless. A quick
check of the bookcase showed that the books had been moved over. Yes,
they had been moved over and alphabetically sorted.

“Now back to me.” Archer was now holding an oyster. He opened it to
reveal the ruby pendant Rin had lost last night. It still glowed with
the great amount of prana stored within it. Thanks to her losing it last
night, she had wound up with the Heroic Spirit in front of her. “I’ve
got an oyster with that thing you always loved.”

Rin opened her mouth to speak, but Archer thrust the pendant into her
hands. In the split second she glanced down at it, a golden light blazed
in her room. She glanced back up and suddenly the white haired man was
clenching onto a bejeweled dagger that glowed with all the lights of a
rainbow.

“Look again, the oyster is now a Jeweled Sword!” The red coated man
smugly crossed his arms in front of him. “Anything is possible when your
man smells like steel and smoke, and not like a lady.”

“…what.” Rin gave Archer a dead man’s stare. The man merely grinned as
their surroundings suddenly shifted in a wave of heat. A vast wasteland
filled with countless swords, both priceless and mundane, stabbed deep
into the cracked brown earth. High above the sky, towering gears spun as
they ground together.

“We’re in a reality marble.” Archer concluded.

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