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04-30-2011, 02:45 AM

From Smart Weapons, which I happened to run across again after spotting it last year...

Quote: The missle sat in it's launcher.

"What the hell is happening around here?" Captain Snell
demanded, hammering his fists on the armrests of his command
chair. "Why didn't the missle launch that time?"

The weapons officer slowly took off his headset. "The missle is
saying, 'Thank you for using the manual firing system. All of our
operators are busy, but please hold. Your call will be handled in the
order it was received'".

Phone mail? On a missle launching system?

Snell was flabergasted. "Anything else lieutenant?" The young
officer put the headset back up to his ear for a second. "Sir, I know
you won't believe this, but I swear it sounds like the missle is
humming 'My Cheri Amour'."

-----

Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.

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