Quote:A couple of people I've corresponded with (I won't name names), haveAuthor's note for One Small Kindness
assumed I am male. I find this sort of hilarious. I'm guessing the
confusion is stemming from the fact my story doesn't read like this:
"Naruto-dobe,
I love you, even though I've professed my complete lack of human
empathy—not to mention tried to kill you—multiple times," Sasuke-chan
said, brushing his raven/ebony/jet black hair out of his perfect face
(A/N: Sasuke is mine, if you tell me otherwise Imma cut a bitch).
His insulting, and grammatically incorrect, method of address has Naruto sold. "Sasuke-teme, I realize I love you too, even though I
have expressed considerable homophobia at various points throughout the
series. Oh, please don't violate me through my anus, since I apparently
can't defend myself even though I'm a ninja," Naruto whimpered
uke-lly, and burst into tears in preparation for impending rapeage.
Then, despite both being virgins and sixteen years old, Sasuke rams his
comically oversize cock all up in there with no lube. Prostates appear
in anatomically impossible places, and somehow it does not hurt like the
bejesus.
Because having sex with someone when they say 'no' is a
healthy expression of love, and not a criminal offense, Sasuke and
Naruto move in together. A month later, Naruto starts puking when he
wakes up in the morning. Sasuke rushes him to Tsunade, who magically has
time for this sort of hysterical crap. Although she is reputedly the
greatest medical ninja in the world, her impeccable diagnostic skills
tell her the logical thing to do is give a sixteen year old boy a
pregnancy test.
Tsunade delivers the 'good' news, and all 500+
members of the cast cry tears of joy for the expectant parents,
including the Kyuubi, who somehow made this all possible, and
coincidentally gave Naruto a pair of adorable little kitsune ears.
No one addresses how he is supposed to take a shit over the course of the next nine months.
The End
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Aaron Nowack