albus fails to get to the trial in time and harry gets sent to the deepest, darkest hole in azkaban where, oddly enough, even dementors rarely go (it's so far out of the way)... and finds, among the random detritus of past prisoners, a blackened roman coin.... demonic hilarity ensues
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.