Crossovers that should not be: Strange Attractors

[Morganite]

It's a touhou thing.
The superattack of the witch-girl, I believe.

Yep. I feel pretty confident that if fights in the Nanohaverse were done with danmaku, Nanoha would be the one to invent the Master Spark. (Which is to say, the simple and completely unsubtle beam of annihilation. Especially with lines like "unleash your annihiliation of love!")

Of course, there'd be a running joke with another of her spell cards...

Raising Heart: Perverse Love ?Sure-Fire Master Spark?
Fate/Vita/etc: What love!?

(Joke stolen from here.)

Of course, that comes to an end when, sometime after the end of StrikerS...

Vivio: Nanoha-mama, what's a "perverse love"?

... I'm sure there's any *number* of amusing ways that could play out.

In another direction entirely, I want to do something with Scott Pilgrim and the Beverly Cleary book "Ramona and Beezus", but I all I know about that book is its title, so I'm not getting very far.

All I know is, whenever I see the title, my mind translates 'Beezus' to 'Bejeezus'. '.'

Edited: So things that aren't supposed to be bold won't be.

-Morgan. And then my mind translates that to "Jebefusus".