Easy... first Haruhi ends up dragging the SOS Brigade off to colledge with her... Where Gendo and Co are going... their in enough of the classes to know each other... and Haruhi kind of hears about the Dead Sea scrolls, but is only kinda intrested in it. Flash forward a decade and Haruhi and Co are work at NERV US... its the one closest to Vegas... which still doesn't suck. Haruhi only knows enough about things to be dangerous to SEELE... so when the shadow angel NOMs NERV US (with them in it... Closed Space counter NOMS the angel)... flashforward to the shadow NOMming Shinji and after a while the angel shadow staggers around drunkenly and ends up in the Geofront. at which point it smacks into a wall and detonates like a water balloon.... Leaving NERV US stuck to the lower wall and Eva 01 and Eva05 standing in the gore field.
What happened? Haruhi isn't quite high enough in rank to be incharge at first... but after a rash of suicides and gibbering insanity (Haruhi didn't know enough to panic 'correctly', so got caught up in the Giant Roboness and not the Real Roboness)... over the course of however log they are inside the hybrid Angel thing she ends up in charge... and not understanding the purpose of the Marduke report (beyond that it was only given to a certain age group and had to do with selecting pilots) order 05 finished and makes everyone on base try the Eva... her own daughter (a year or two younger than the current crop of piolets) ends up taking the helm. Haruhi subcontiously voted for command in her mind and the Gendo/Shinji parralel amuses her . Once Shinji was in that mess they could make headway on the giants population level...
Eva 05 didn't eat anyone. The angel had a rilgious conversion and moved into the mech. Being on the winning side... is good. Clearly Adam is a victium of believing his own propiganda. Lillith must have called dibs on humans and is totally lying about making them... didn't the humans have legends about something else making those two in the first place. Its not stupid... its not expendable... its joining the winning side. Screw you lying old man and the suicide runs your sending all your kids on. No father of the year award for you. Later it learns of Shinji and Gendo and how Shinji gets his own harem (with a hoard of replacement members, the genetic half sister thing does not quite click to an entity with one parent). Only Yuki knows about this featureof Eva 05 and isn't sharing. The DITE is baffled on how it missed this war coming... but its rather entertained.
The rest of it is Haruhi Giant Roboing her way over the Eva angst. SEELE can't make the white EVa flock. Can't send in there ringer on the need an extra piolet pretense... until they give up and decide to anyway. Shinji and even Rei are just baffled. Asuka recovers her mind to discover that the genre appears to be arguing with itself over which one it actually is. She never really manages to figure out if she is living in a coma dream or not.
When they decide to shuffle the active piolets around mechs... 05's angel gives Rei and Tabris the CAKE IS A LIE!!! speach and explains that Tabris needs to get out of here as the harem integrity must be mantained! Look at what happened to poor Toji! The Cake is a lie, convert and save yourselves! After Tabris dies insane and in screaming denile... Rei starts to think their is something to those theories.
Give 05 worm hole abilities because of the angel (Zeruel wasn't quite prepared for the stabbing itself in the back and portally nonsense... and has no clue what cake is)... Rei lives through Zeruel (00 is likely mangled though)... all this warps the end game to the point of screwiness.
Asuka never really decides if the is a coma dream and the genre constantly flickering into dating Sim territory isn't helping.
What happened? Haruhi isn't quite high enough in rank to be incharge at first... but after a rash of suicides and gibbering insanity (Haruhi didn't know enough to panic 'correctly', so got caught up in the Giant Roboness and not the Real Roboness)... over the course of however log they are inside the hybrid Angel thing she ends up in charge... and not understanding the purpose of the Marduke report (beyond that it was only given to a certain age group and had to do with selecting pilots) order 05 finished and makes everyone on base try the Eva... her own daughter (a year or two younger than the current crop of piolets) ends up taking the helm. Haruhi subcontiously voted for command in her mind and the Gendo/Shinji parralel amuses her . Once Shinji was in that mess they could make headway on the giants population level...
Eva 05 didn't eat anyone. The angel had a rilgious conversion and moved into the mech. Being on the winning side... is good. Clearly Adam is a victium of believing his own propiganda. Lillith must have called dibs on humans and is totally lying about making them... didn't the humans have legends about something else making those two in the first place. Its not stupid... its not expendable... its joining the winning side. Screw you lying old man and the suicide runs your sending all your kids on. No father of the year award for you. Later it learns of Shinji and Gendo and how Shinji gets his own harem (with a hoard of replacement members, the genetic half sister thing does not quite click to an entity with one parent). Only Yuki knows about this featureof Eva 05 and isn't sharing. The DITE is baffled on how it missed this war coming... but its rather entertained.
The rest of it is Haruhi Giant Roboing her way over the Eva angst. SEELE can't make the white EVa flock. Can't send in there ringer on the need an extra piolet pretense... until they give up and decide to anyway. Shinji and even Rei are just baffled. Asuka recovers her mind to discover that the genre appears to be arguing with itself over which one it actually is. She never really manages to figure out if she is living in a coma dream or not.
When they decide to shuffle the active piolets around mechs... 05's angel gives Rei and Tabris the CAKE IS A LIE!!! speach and explains that Tabris needs to get out of here as the harem integrity must be mantained! Look at what happened to poor Toji! The Cake is a lie, convert and save yourselves! After Tabris dies insane and in screaming denile... Rei starts to think their is something to those theories.
Give 05 worm hole abilities because of the angel (Zeruel wasn't quite prepared for the stabbing itself in the back and portally nonsense... and has no clue what cake is)... Rei lives through Zeruel (00 is likely mangled though)... all this warps the end game to the point of screwiness.
Asuka never really decides if the is a coma dream and the genre constantly flickering into dating Sim territory isn't helping.