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Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
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Quote:It had been quite some time since the Senshi had used the--------------------------------------
teleport. It showed. For example, they’d forgotten that they’d always had a bit
of trouble when it came to aiming for their destination. Actually getting there had never been a problem…
but vertical orientation had usually been. They’d also forgotten that fact that
sometimes their teleport didn’t act so much like an instantaneous transport
from point to point without traversing the space between physically as a kind
of flight where they all needed to hold hands and steer.
And that’s how they all ended upside-down in the branches of
a tree, holding hands.
“You know, it occurs to me we might be a little out of
practice with this…” Sailor Mercury said.
“YA THINK?-!” Sailor Mars, Jupiter and Venus cried.
“Hold still, Usa-ko,” Tuxedo Kamen said, managing to get
right side-up and drawing out his sword-cane. “Wait a moment…”
*snicker-snackt snikt!*
Branches fell away from Eternal Sailor Moon, who sighed in
relief… only to scream as she realized this was a bad idea according to the laws
of gravity. Smoothly, Tuxedo Kamen kicked off, catching her well before she hit
the ground and landing lightly with her in his arms.
“Ahh, Mamoru-kun!” Eternal Sailor Moon gushed as she was set
on her feet with a courtly bow.
The others twitched in annoyance.
“How come clumsy always gets saved in the nick of time?”
Sailor Mars grumped.
“Why only her? We should
get some hot guy to carry us around and save us in the nick of time too,”
Sailor Venus agreed.
“Yeah! We should get our own total hunks!” Sailor Jupiter
said, pulling her leg free. “Someone like…”
“Magus Erebus?” Sailor Saturn suggested as she helped Sailor
Pluto get her hair free.
They all sighed.
“Such erudition and intelligence,” Sailor Mercury said.
“He’s way hotter than my old sempai,”
Sailor Jupiter said.
“Truly a gift from the gods,” Sailor Mars agreed.
“He’s hot,” Sailor Venus said plainly.
“He’s my age!” Sailor Saturn said, not so much an objection
as her personal silver-lining.
“He has a stable, well-paying, respectable job,” Sailor
Pluto mused.
“Soft, feminine features…” Sailor Uranus sighed.
“A cute, pinchable butt,” Sailor Neptune agreed.
The Inners blinked, staring at them.
“Hey, I thought you two were…!” Sailor Venus cried, then
paused to consider her options.
“Lesbians!” Sailor Jupiter cried.
“In a relationship!” Sailor Mars put in.
“Perhaps we’ve been bi all this time?” Sailor Neptune suggested.
“We’re adults, we can set up our own affairs,” Sailor Uranus
retorted.
“Crap!” Sailor Venus cried. “More competition!”
“Am I interrupting anything?” Tuxedo Kamen asked politely,
leaning against the trunk of the tree and tapping his foot. He held out his
cane-sword. “Should I come back some other time while you argue about a ten
year-old boy?”
“Get us down from here,” Sailor Mercury said. “Please?”
“I call dibs!” Sailor Saturn said. “I’m not letting you guys
get the only half-way decent guy my age for yourselves!”
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Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke