Quote:She appears to be a normal sumo wrestler except she dresses like a schoolgirl ninja, her eyes have one blue and one green iris and her hair is crimson red and is long and straight, but secretly she is actually a half-zergling.
She is one of a hundred nearly identical clones in search of true love and she will fight her enemies with the power to frighten demons or to eat wild animals.
Her friends and enemies call her [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]Demonbeast[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b] Deathlake![/b]
Her constant companion is a enslaved young vietnam veteran who is also her bondage slave.
Her favored weapon is a holy two-handed javelin which can be transformed into a motorcycle.
Why does this ones back story actually make some sense... she just has bad fashion sense.
Quote:She appears to be a normal woman except she dresses like a pirate sorceress, her eyes are like a cat's eyes and her hair is neon-green and sparkles in bright light, but secretly she is actually a half-catgirl.
She is a rumored demi-goddess created to be the next step in mankind's evolution and she will fight her enemies with the power to talk to wild animals or to transform into an undead phoenix.
Her friends and enemies call her Awesomelips Loveviolator!
Her constant companion is a spirit huge demon who is also her soulmate.
Her favored weapon is a burning golden spear which steals her enemies powers.
Barring grammar issues on her soulmate this one appears to be half catgirl and half atropal... which if she is normal looking makes this one screwed up world. Apparently some mad sorcery made everyone undead or something. Is it strange I see an undead phoenix that uses negative energy rather than fire as logical on that world.
Quote:She appears to be a normal cook except she dresses like a elf construction worker, her eyes produce blood instead of tears when she cries and her hair is bright pink and full of neon-colored extensions, but secretly she is actually a half-unicorn.
She is a living time-bomb worshipped by a small cult and she will fight her enemies with the power to correct grammar in any language or to charge into battle riding specially trained battle-retards.
Her friends and enemies call her [b]Firelover Deathbird![/b]
Her constant companion is a intelligent mysterious robot who is also her economic consultant.
Her favored weapon is a demonic glowing chainsaw which can be transformed into a motorcycle.
Okay! I finally get one doesn't actually make sense... and I want to meet 1 Firelver Deathbird and Demonbeast Deathlakes blacksmith. On principle. More importantly... Awesomelips Loveviolator! is kosher with the spellchecker... but only with the exclamation point involved. Err.. What?
