[RFC][dskswdyhms] Awesome Villain?

[robkelk]

The delivery truck pulled away, belching a hazy cloud of blue-gray diesel smoke as it did.  There in front of the two Hino's stood the crate.  It was stenciled with various legends.
"THIS SIDE UP"
"HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE"
"MAINTAIN AT ROOM TEMPERATURE"
"EXPEDITED AIR FREIGHT - RUSH"

Planes that carry International Air Freight usually fly high-altitude and unpressurized except for the crew compartment. Unless you want Zeke to show up dead from oxygen starvation, you'd better add "KEEP PRESSURIZED" to that list...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012