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[RFC][dskswdyhms] Awesome Villain?
 
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... Whoah.  (o_oWink  I didn't realize your expectations for the Tag Contest were that high.  Seven in one blow, eh?  Who do you think Zeke is, a tailor?  Wink  Gonna have to kick it up to eleven, then.
Mahora's a girls only school?  I thought it was an escalator school with a boys and girls side.  Wait one... ... ... ...
...Here we go.  http://www.mangafox.com/m..._negima/v01/c001/20.html
Okay, apparently the academy is a huge complex - appropriate of an elevator school - and they are in the Girls Only portion.
Anyhow... I guess it can be held off for a while.  In fact, let's make this into an even bigger running gag - until he gets to Mahora, every school Zeke goes to gets blown sky-high.  It all starts when he goes to meet Rei at her school to lend a hand with the school festival... and then Lum cooked off all the propane tanks for the cooking stalls.  *kA-bOoM!*
It would conveniently explain why Rei suddenly had to change schools.  Wink
Next, Aino Minako's school... Which is destroyed when Zeke and Rei combine air and fire for Mo Dakka in a monster-du-jor attack.  Trouble is they wound up putting a little too much pepper on it and the school is shut down for repairs to the extensive fire damage.
Next up, Zeke goes to Nerima for school... Sure, throw the Avatar of a God of Chaos into the same spaces as the Nerima Wrecking Crew!  You might as well open a magnetic bottle of anti-matter.  The building barely lasted ten minutes.
Juuban didn't fare much better because the NWC had to start taking classes there as well.  Some of the teachers are still receiving psychiatric therapy long afterwards.
Jindai fared better.  By this time the government noticed what was going on and a rapid-response team was posted on the school grounds to assist in whatever capacity needed.  Even when Sousuke entered the picture - he was actually relieved to know that the government was aware of the situation and had assured him that there was no chance of things such as IEDs on campus.
Of course, that all changed when AMALGAM launched a massed attack on the place.
That got the UN's attention - not that they weren't interested in Zeke's well-being before, as he was officially a foreign dignitary (betrothed to a space princess, chosen to inherit their throne).  In fact, they had been getting increasingly worried and the thing with AMALGAM was simply just The Last Straw.  In a joint effort between Japanese contractors and the US Navy's Seabees a new building is built at Mahora Academy.  It has dorms, classrooms, laboratories, workshops, a dining hall and kitchen, a gymnasium, a shooting range in the basement, an advanced medical center (right off the gym so it could be used for triage)... and it is built like a fortress.  It was funded by the UN which leaned on the academy staff like an overbearing professional wrestler.
The new wing is, much to the surprise of the students, is co-ed.  A few students are transferred in - most notably the entirety of a certain class in the girl's middle school, and a group from Okayama.  Strange people show up for the staffing positions.
  • A woman claiming to be an alien is heading up the medical center.
  • Zeke's own father teaches about the history of combat and the tactics learned from it.
  • An elderly swordswoman in an aging steam-powered mecha mops the floor with everyone else in their modern trainer armslaves.  (Usagi in an Arbelast... there's a scary thought.  Even scarier thought: Hotaru with a Lambda Driver.)
  • Advanced sciences are taught by someone who looks like she belongs in the middle school and insists on being called Washu-chan.
  • For spirits' sakes, do not try to return a damaged book to the library - Professor Readman will not do anything to you per se... but she'll make you feel absolutely horrible.
  • Another oddly young student with scruffy black hair, glasses, and a wicked way with soccer balls teaches about forensics and criminal investigation.
Can anyone else think of any other interesting staffers?
EDIT:
Jorlem: you haven't seen it yet since it was in the chapter I hadn't posted when my laptop got snapped up... but Zeke's father kinda hints that their identities are actually known within certain circles of certain governments.  Zeke takes that and the higher meaning of the hint: don't do anything rash - you guys are doing a good thing and we honestly don't want to have to stop you.
In other words, everyone's on a database: Tenchi and his group friends and family, Negi Springfield and his Homeroom class, the Senshi, the Whispered, the NWC, any and all extra-terrestrials... is it any wonder why AMALGAM is gonna get their collective asses handed to them when they attack Jindai? Wink
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