JOKER:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Joker, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court in Gotham.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Harley.
DARK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
JOKER:
What?
DARK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
JOKER:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
DARK KNIGHT:
Then you shall fail.
JOKER:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
DARK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
JOKER:
So be it!
JOKER and DARK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's left arm off]
JOKER:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
DARK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
JOKER:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
DARK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
JOKER:
Well, what's that, then?
DARK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
JOKER:
You liar!
DARK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's right arm off]
JOKER:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
DARK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
JOKER:
What?
DARK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
JOKER:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
DARK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
JOKER:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
DARK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
JOKER:
Look!
DARK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
JOKER:
Look, stop that.
DARK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
JOKER:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's right leg off]
DARK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
JOKER:
You'll what?
DARK KNIGHT:
Come here!
JOKER:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
DARK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
JOKER:
You're a looney.
DARK KNIGHT:
The Dark Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's last leg off]
DARK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
JOKER:
Come, Harley.
DARK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Joker, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court in Gotham.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Harley.
DARK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
JOKER:
What?
DARK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
JOKER:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
DARK KNIGHT:
Then you shall fail.
JOKER:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
DARK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
JOKER:
So be it!
JOKER and DARK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's left arm off]
JOKER:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
DARK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
JOKER:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
DARK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
JOKER:
Well, what's that, then?
DARK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
JOKER:
You liar!
DARK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's right arm off]
JOKER:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
DARK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
JOKER:
What?
DARK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
JOKER:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
DARK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
JOKER:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
DARK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
JOKER:
Look!
DARK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
JOKER:
Look, stop that.
DARK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
JOKER:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's right leg off]
DARK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
JOKER:
You'll what?
DARK KNIGHT:
Come here!
JOKER:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
DARK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
JOKER:
You're a looney.
DARK KNIGHT:
The Dark Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's last leg off]
DARK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
JOKER:
Come, Harley.
DARK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies