NGE: Nobody Dies 2: The Reevival

[OpMegs]

I'm laughing entirely too much at the fact that Iti has started talking like Mordin. :lol:

Also, this was just perfect.

"And stuff!" Ivy adds, "Cause we had a great plan to get you together and besides which you're having sex all the time!"
Go-kun and Rei turn to their youngest mindbaby. Rei cocks an eyebrow. She's relatively sure that she hasn't done the nasty with her 220' tall war machine. She'd remember if she did.
"...really?"
"How?"
"Auntie Zyuu explained it to us," Una says, "When your Entry Plug goes in and out of Daddy's neck, that means you're 'getting it on'. Just like when Uncle Shinji does it with Auntie Ichi!"
"...Really?"
"Yep! And Auntie Zyuu says that it's really special when it's with your brother, and that's cause Auntie Zyuu's really responsible and taught us all about the birds and the bees and stuff and how the Entry Plug's a special sort of bond!"
Rei taps her fingers on her knee.
"Ah...um...but Uncle Shinji's a boy, and Auntie Ichi's a girl," she says, "So doesn't that make your Daddy your Momma? And doesn't that make me your Daddy?"
The four Reego smile. JA-Tan raises an eyebrow, and shakes her head, turning and walking away.

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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."