Okay, just got done watching the first two episodes of Bakemonogatari... And I gotta say, that stuff is trippy in the mind-expanding sense.
As for the skirt-kibble... apparently she has the ability to hide stationary in her body. Not her clothes. Her body. They don't say how she got that ability, but I suspect it has something to do with the Emotion/Crab God that took a shine to her.
As for the skirt-kibble... apparently she has the ability to hide stationary in her body. Not her clothes. Her body. They don't say how she got that ability, but I suspect it has something to do with the Emotion/Crab God that took a shine to her.