Oh dear gods... I just tried to read "Troll, Troll in the Dungeons!" My eyes! It burns! It burns like white phosphorus mixed with liquid (censored)! The goggles, THEY DO NOTHING!
Every character takes the fanon flanderizations up to eleven. Shipping is thrown in despite there only having been a hint of it this early in canon, and only a tiny hint at the end of the year at that, not the beginning. There's so much purple prose stuff in the glow of the screen started fluorescing from the blacklight.
1.1/10, and that much only because proper spelling and sentence structure are mostly observed, aside from Ron whose idiot-speech is intentional. I can not state how strongly I discommend this ... this noxious excrescence of a dying parrot, poisoned by gorging on a stack of shredded thesaurii seasoned with a sprinkle of fragments from a decade-old cardboard cutout of the Golden Trio that had been fed through a wood chipper. It is bad in every way, without even having invented new ways to be bad.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
Every character takes the fanon flanderizations up to eleven. Shipping is thrown in despite there only having been a hint of it this early in canon, and only a tiny hint at the end of the year at that, not the beginning. There's so much purple prose stuff in the glow of the screen started fluorescing from the blacklight.
1.1/10, and that much only because proper spelling and sentence structure are mostly observed, aside from Ron whose idiot-speech is intentional. I can not state how strongly I discommend this ... this noxious excrescence of a dying parrot, poisoned by gorging on a stack of shredded thesaurii seasoned with a sprinkle of fragments from a decade-old cardboard cutout of the Golden Trio that had been fed through a wood chipper. It is bad in every way, without even having invented new ways to be bad.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows