I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[LilFluff]

From Dark Titans (link up above in the first post), chapter 16

"Damn! It's time for the Saotome School's Ultimate Technique-" His
cry was cut off, though, as Ryu roughly pushed him aside with a heavily
muscled arm.
"We don't have time for any stupid techniques! Everyone, run away!"

Ranma 1/2 Spoiler:

Spoiler

That is one of the Saotome School's Secret Ultimate Techniques. The Saotome Ryu Ogi, combining the principles of motion, contemplation, and opposition. In other words: Run away, think of a better way to win the fight, and only then return.

And sure, most of us know this already, but it's a fun excuse to use the spoiler tag.
And in Chapter 17 the poor side character Officer Daizo gets a nice line.

A quick scan of his surroundings told him pretty much what had
happened. He was currently sitting on the floor in the middle of a
relatively upscale hotel room. The smashed window marked his entrance;
it was a damn good thing that he'd decided to wear his trench coat, its
heavy leather seemed to have protected him from getting too cut up. The
wall before him had a shattered painting hanging from it, though the
wall itself really wasn't any worst for wear. Honestly, he'd half
expected the wall to shatter like glass when he'd hit it; unfortunately,
it had been pretty much the opposite that had happened. Obviously he'd
been hanging out with Saotome too long, it was starting to loosen his
tenuous grip on reality.
Of course, it was about then that he noticed the nice, fluffy, queen sized bed sitting about two feet to his side.
"Thank
goodness this nice, hardwood floor broke my fall, I'd hate to think how
landing on that soft, comfy bed would have traumatized me . . ." Why
did the gods hate him so?

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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.