From Chapter 20 of Reflections Lost on a Dark Road, the Ranma/Xcom/Teen Titans crossover by Lathis and Cap Cryssalid.
Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"
Quote:From: Lt. Saotome Ranma---
Sent: 03.14.2007
To: Jinx
Subject: Volunteer Assignment
Squaddie,
As your always friendly and super cool commanding officer, I've signed you up to volunteer for kitchen cleanup duty. You might be asking yourself: "Hey, awesome! But why am I receiving this great honor? Not that I need an excuse to help out around the base?" Director Wiessman, you know, the guy who records our every move on this base twenty four hours a day, kindly informed me of your second unregistered personal intrusion in one week. He and I had a really nice chat, you know, about the weather and the Red Sox and Yankees, and, oh yeah, he mentioned something about being positively livid. Base procedures are to be followed at all times, what with this being a military facility and all that good stuff.
But, "no big," I said, "Hey, Chief! Jinx is a great girl, and she probably just forgot to swipe her ID card and confirm her entry clearance. She definitely isn't being controlled by a malicious alien intelligence out to subvert her NCO, she's just practicing being sneaky." He agreed, especially after I told him you were going to volunteer for some of the dirtier, greasier cleaning details in the kitchen. "What a fine young woman!" he said. Certainly not one we should punish.
So all's well that ends well!
Please note that, in the future, if you and little-Ryouga want to have some horizontal fun, then you should fill out the proper permission forms to provide joint access to his room. Giggity.
Your pal
And your freakin' CO
- Ranma Saotome
PS: Seriously. Don't sneak into any more rooms.
Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"