I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[robkelk]

http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?578 ... aven/page9]Shadowjack's watched episode 101 of Sailor Moon...

Usagi: "Can I ask just the teensiest-eensiest-weeniest little thing of you, my love, my pet, my dear?"
Mamoru: "Don't do the puppy-dog eyes, don't—"
Usagi: /puppy-dog eyes.
Mamoru: "Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap okay."

Michiru: /is not irritated at this.
Michiru: /being irritated would imply that there was something between me and Haruka.
Michiru: /and we agreed that there isn't.
Michiru: /so I am not irritated.
Michiru: /and this is not a knife in my hand.

Rei: "How are you able to be late for your own surprise birthday party?"
Usagi: "Well, Mom tells me it's an appropriate reenactment…"
Makoto: "Anyway, happy… whatever-th birthday. How old are you, anyway?"
Usagi: "Seventeen."
Rei and Ami: "Sixteen."
Usagi: "Goddammit, I earned that extra year. Any year in which you die counts."

(Never mind that Shadowjack's off by a year here.)

Usagi: "If he really loved me, he'd have figured it out without me having to tell him!"
Makoto: "Because breaking into the district records office in the middle of the night to secretly look up your lover's birth certificate is the height of romantic passion."
Ami: "It is? Oh, thank goodness."

Mamoru: "A pure heart is a ray of light that brightens the darkness of the night! I will make sure to protect the glimmer of the pure heart!"
Usagi: "Glurg."
Mamoru: "…not as fun when she's not awake to applaud…"

Minako: "Okay, this is officially the worst birthday party I've ever been to. And that's counting the one with the spiders."

--
Rob Kelk
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