I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[robkelk]

This is what I get for not keeping up with Shadowjack's watching Sailor Moon - he watched http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?578 ... st14105087]episode 102 days ago...

Rei: "¿Have we sunk so low that the villains won't even respect our entrances? This sucks."
Makoto: "Look on the bright side: She waited for us. At least she's trying to make us feel included."
Rei: "Oh, thank you, I really wanted to have Kaolinite's pity."

Usagi: "Isn't it convenient that you just happened to be driving by on your way to Tokyo Tower when I desperately needed a lift to the same place?"
Haruka: /smiles insincerely. "Just passing by."
Usagi: "I won't ask questions if you won't."
Michiru: /fidgets uncomfortably.

Kaolinite (via P.A.): "Welcome, Usagi Tsukino. Come, ride the elevator to Heaven. Where you will DIE. DIE. DIE. Heh heh heh."
Usagi: /mutters. "Always nice when they make it easy to dislike them."
Usagi: "Hey! I wonder if that's how they feel about my speeches?"

It's Sailor Venus, with an uncannily accurate "Sailor Moon" disguise so long as she doesn't smirk and you never paid close attention to the details.

Sailor !Moon: /smirks.

Bombs go off all over the Tower, shattering supports and rocking beams.

Makoto: "I just now felt as if millions of television viewers cried out and were suddenly silenced."
Ami: /deadpan. "Well, good. Maybe they'll have more time to study."

Mamoru: "…Are we interrupting something?"

Kaolinite looks up from where she has Sailors Uranus and Neptune in her tentacle locks. Uranus is bleeding.

Kaolinite: "…No?"

Kaolinite: "I'd have to be an idiot to fall for a solo chal—"
Kaolinite: "Oo! Shiny!" /picks up sword.
Kaolinite: "…What was I saying?"
Mamoru: "That you were going to duel me to the death."
Kaolinite: "Yes, of course! EN GARDE!"

Minako: "Light!"
Rei: "¡Fire!"
Makoto: "Thunder!"
Ami: "Water!"
Usagi: "Heart!"
All: "GO PLANET!"

--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012