GLaDOS meets Pinky Pie, from Better Living Through Science and Ponies.
Quote:Test Subject #306 - Test Chamber 12*Has seizures from laughing.*
“WEEEEE!!!!”
Pinkie Pie said almost constantly, managing to breathe in her nose and
out her mouth at the same time. The pink pony was falling from the
ceiling to floor in an endless loop, dropping in a free fall and loving
every moment.
“Test Subject #306 you have been in free fall for the past ten minutes. Is your twin portal device malfunctioning?”
“Nope!” Pinkie Pie replied.
“Then you are falling endlessly... on purpose?”
“Oh yeah, this is so much fun! The world keeps going by with a whoosh... whoosh... whoosh... WHOOSH!”
There was silence for a moment before the voice from the walls replied. “Making
note on test subject’s personal records. Confirming original suspicions
from preliminary brain scans. Subject # 306 is... random... and
possibly brain damaged.”
“Oh...
brain scans? Does that mean you can read my thoughts?” Pinkie Pie
chirped, popping a portal on the wall so her endless free fall would
end, the pink pony landing with a big grin on her face.
“Yes, mid-test brain scans allow me to analyze the at-the-moment thought processes of the pony brain.”
“Hey, what am I thinking about right now?
“Cupcakes.”
“Oh, how about now?”
“Balloons.”
“One more time.”
“Pie.”
“Wow...
that is so cool! That’ll be a great party trick. You should come to one
of my parties. We always have the best balloons and streamers... oh,
and we we always have so much wonderful cake and pies and other
wonderfully sugary treats.”
“You do like to eat a lot of desserts, don’t you?”
“Oh yea, they’re my favorite thing to eat in the whole widey wide world.”
“Here’s
a fun fact: excessive consumption of sugar has been lead to cause
obesity, high blood pressure, elevated blood triglycerides, cavities,
and diabetes. So... I hope you enjoy those sweets while you can...
because with your consumption rate I’m sure diabetes is right around the
corner.”
Pinkie Pie titled her head, raising an eyebrow. “What’s diabetes? Is that a kind of cake?”
“......... Making another note on Test Subject #306’s personal record. Test Subject is... special.”
“You bet I am.”
“Very... special... and not in a good way.”
“How can being special not be a good thing?”