I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[Jorlem]

From Big Human on Campus, chapter 11.

"This school has been infiltrated! Attacked! CORRUPTED! Within
these precious halls skulks one of the hated humans! Having snuck by
our presumably formidable defenses and possibly extensive precautionary
measures, he even now plots to destabilize and corrode our beloved
campus!"

Unless you give me immediate cause to apprehend you-"
"I'm a
human," Ranma said bluntly. "Like I said a thousand times! It's a crime,
right? You should be here to execute me, not Tsukune!"
One of the Enforcers in the back slapped a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing.
Jin looked apologetic as he shrugged. "Without some kind of evidence..."
"I just confessed!" Ranma shouted, throwing his arms up.
"A confession from an unreliable source cannot be used to have someone arrested," Jin explained.
"Why am I unreliable?" Ranma demanded.
"Well,
for one thing, you're making outrageous claims like you being a human,"
Jin reasoned, "that's ridiculous. You're clearly unsound and any
testimony from you shall henceforth be disregarded."

Ranma's eyes narrowed. Taking out so many monsters, when he
had no idea what kind they were, would be tricky enough, but this lot
actually seemed organized and prepared for him.
"Compliance squad! Prepare for plan E! Begin anti-Saotome measures!" Jin shouted as he held up an arm.
Ranma
tensed. "Anti-Saotome" measures sounded fairly dangerous. He couldn't
keep a tremor of excited anticipation from racing through him, however,
at the thought of fighting more capable adversaries whom he could cut
loose against without restraint or interruption. Would they be
independent powerhouses like Moka or Chopper? Clumsy brutes like Saizo?
Or something new?
The Enforcers also tensed as they stepped back
from the doorway, some of them crouching while others fell to one knee
into a runner's starting pose. Each of them knew their role in the plan
unfolding before them, and each man, woman, and genderless freak of
nature was ready and eager to lay down their lives for the success of
their leader's chosen strategy.
Jin chopped his hand down. "FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!"

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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.