I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[OpMegs]

From Peptuck's most recent chapter of Renegade:

Zaeed Massani was a damned dangerous man, famed for taking down biotics, krogan, and asari commandos., as well as sundry ordinary soldiers, thugs, goons, bounty hunters, mercenaries, armored vehicles, aircraft, naval vessels, the occasional starship, a space station, and one very unlucky dirigible. He'd even been featured in Badass Weekly, and that was a publication with standards. But he wasn't badass enough - or fool enough - to take on a few dozen heavily-armed mercenaries in their own territory by himself.
But that was why Zaeed Massani cheated. That was why he used a car bomb to open the door, and it was why he was stomping through the front gate of the enemy stronghold in a suit of REV12-Wolverine mechanized armor mounting a triple-barreled armor-piercing mass accelerator and a four-shot, rapid-reloading rocket-propelled grenade launcher.
It was only prudent.

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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."