I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[ECSNorway]

And one for here...

"Good afternoon, sir," the hotel clerk said with a bright smile. "How can we
help you today?"

"Is the penthouse available?" he asked.

"It is, sir," the clerk agreed. "How long will you be staying?"

"Why don't we say three weeks for now with the option of taking another two
later," he replied. It was unlikely that he'd stay in one place more than half a
dozen days without feeling the need to move to another, but there was no need to
tell that to the drone on the other side of the desk.

"Your name please, sir?"

"Cash," he replied, putting his briefcase on the counter.

"Your first name, Mr. Cash?"

"In advance," he said.

"Of course, sir," the clerk agreed. "Will that be all?"

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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.