Another pony fic, this time with some (un?)fortunate that somehow got zapped there... along with his smart phone.
Quote:Now, I don’t want anyone to believe I’m crazy and think I argue with inanimate objects all the time but my first reaction was ‘NO, IT’S NOT!’ I hadn’t even been here for eight, much less nearly fourteen hours! And my battery was full! And I had five bars of Internet signal! Why I had Internet, I’ll never know. Equestria was blowing my mind on levels that I didn’t think were even remotely shakable. Eventually, I ended up blaming Pinkie Pie for it and moved on.