I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[robkelk]

http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?578 ... st14339739... four days ago. I'm behind in my reading. Anyway.

Eudial: " -- do we actually know what a Talisman looks like?"
The Professor: "Of course! One is a hand mirror, one is a sword, and one is an orb. Here are pictures from my source texts."
Eudial: "Hmm, interesting heart-and-crescent moon motif, surely like nothing I've ever seen before, because I'm certain I'd recognize something that distinctive if I'd ever been paying attention."
Eudial: "So, uh, they don't look like a little twinkly red starburst about so big?"
The Professor: "Why, no, that's just an ordinary soul crystal. This is all easily derived from basic principles, Miss Eudial, didn't you read the notes I sent over?"
Eudial: (They made Timecube look like Dick and Jane.)
Eudial: "Why, yes, I just wanted to see we were on the same page... "

(lots of really good lines deliberately not quoted)

Rei: "¡Instead of waiting for an answer from Makoto, I shall now pick a fight with Usagi!"

Usagi throws a pillow at Rei.
Rei is hit!
Rei throws a pillow at Usagi.
Oops! Minako is hit!

Minako: "Since when do I look like her?"
Ami: "It's kind of a requirement for being a body double."
Minako: "Don't remind me!"

Minako throws a pillow at Ami.
Ami is hit!

Ami: "... "
Ami: /smiles.
Minako: "OH SH -- "

Morning
All are awakened by the sound of kiais.

Usagi: "... are ninjas attacking?"
Rei: "No, Makoto's doing her dawn warm-ups. We'll kill her later."
Minako: "How's that glistening working for you?"
Ami: "Why did you wake me up without coffee? Why?"

Morning, At A Decent Hour
Usagi: "I know, I know, it's provided by our hosts, it's traditional, it's good for me, but it's rice and miso, ugh. When I go on vacation, I wanna eat something tasty!"
Rei: "You always 'wanna eat something tasty'. ¿Do you have an oral fixation?"
Usagi: /quickly takes her finger out of her mouth.

On a Stroll, Later
Usagi: "Uh-oh, looks like a storm's blowing in. I'd better hurry back."
Eudial: /drives past, like Yukari-sensei driving the Batmobile.
Usagi: "I'd better hurry back faster!"

--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012