I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[robkelk]

After a bout of illness, http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?578 ... st14431275]Shadowjack's watched Episode 106... and the writeup's a big one, without too many funny bits. Which is only fair, considering how important episode #106 is to the plot of Sailor Moon S, but still...

(Oh, and spot the references Shadowjack made that I'm deliberately not quoting.)

And I have no idea why I'm suddenly humming, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL4pxh24TtA]"Crisis ~ Run With Anger", I swear.

I'm not making this up, folks.

The Professor: "I'm using my jogging machine, because exercise in moderation is GOOD FOR THE BRAIN!"
The Professor: "Faster! FASTER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The Professor: "I feel it! I feel a good idea coming! Here it comes! THE FINAL SPURT!"
The Professor: /picks up the phone and dials.

Eudial: "Witches5®, this is Eudial, how may I help you today?"
The Professor (via telephone): /heavy breathing.
Eudial: "…"
Eudial: /hangs u—
The Professor (via telephone): /gasp pant gasp. "Eudial! Another BRILLIANT idea! Procure for me a track-and-field athlete!"
Eudial: /closes her eyes and thinks of England. "…Got it, Prof."
Eudial: /hangs up. "Can one of you take over here for a moment? I feel dirty."

Usagi: "You wound me, Rei! You— Why is everyone walking away?"
Minako: "Because we have enough drama with Ami and Mako to have to listen to you two tsundering."

Usagi: "There's something in the water in this town, or maybe it's the ley-lines."
Rei: "Look on the bright side: think how we'll look in a couple of years."
Makoto: "Good God, and I'm already having trouble finding clothes in my size…"

The sailor Scouts burst in, dramatically, leaping over the tree tops!

Usagi: "The—"
Eudial: "Go get 'em, Daimon Hurdler!" /runs away and hides.
Usagi: "…This woman just might be the most intelligent foe we've ever faced."

An hour later, Eudial sneaks back to her car, only to find that someone's slashed the tires and honeyed the tank. Sigh.

And the entirety of the "Denouement", which is far too long to quote here.

Edit:

And in post #849 in the same thread:

I suddenly had this image of Sailors Uranus and Neptune carefully planning their tactical entry and battle plan, when Sailor Moon suddenly charges in shouting, "LEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!"

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Rob Kelk
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