From a fic that just started where lily's protections & voldemorts horcrux preparations cause harry to not stay dead.
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"Get out here Freak!" Uncle Vernon yells. "Some bloke in black robes gave me 1,000 pounds to kill you and record it on these binoculars. So how do you want to die?"
"I'd like to try carbon monoxide poisoning. It sounds painless and non-messy sir."
"Hmm, good point. Alright I'll put the car in the garage running for you, but no putting it into gear or revving the engine or no dinner."
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