I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[Jorlem]

"Harry, why is there a pink pony in your kitchen?"
Murphy always did have a habit of cutting straight to the heart of the matter.
I
glanced back over my shoulder at said pony, who currently seemed to be
in the middle of mixing up some kind of dough, and then back to Murph.
"I'm pretty sure she's making cupcakes."

... and then Nicodemus declared. "These cupcakes are quite good. Certainly the best cupcakes I've ever had that were made by a vaguely anthropomorphic intelligent pony."
"You get a lot of cupcakes that way?" I just can't resist any opportunity to be a smartass.
"You would be surprised what experiences a person will accumulate over two millennia of life."

From Forever!, a MLP/Dresden oneshot.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.