I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

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This...

"Just making sure we're all on the same page." Volkovich shouldered
the carbine, "How much do you know about mechanical engineering?"
"Almost
nothing: when I was younger, my parents wanted me to go initally into
the life of a merchant, so that formed the basis of my education. What
few procedures I do remember are all dependant on Wraithbone." Nénharma
shook her head, "Since I became a warrior, my training had been geared
more towards breaking things apart than fixing them"
"Same general
principles apply, just in reverse." Volkovich pointed to a large metal
box, "You can carry the tool kit; the Orks have this nasty habit of
blowing holes in this overgrown tin can."

And this...

"Looks like the main power artery is undamaged; the serge protectors
did their job, may the Omnisaiah bless them, but the cut out is fused in
the open position, and I've no way of getting it shut again without
ripping it out and replacing it." He looked over to his companion, "I
don't suppose you have a surge protector for a Mk33 Bolo combat unit
with you?""Sorry," The Eldar warrior shook her head, "left it in my other armour."
"Well
then, we make do and mend." Volkovich rummaged around inside the tool
case until he found a large spanner, "This should just about do it."
"What exactly do you mean by 'it'?" Nénharma asked hesitantly, feeling totally out of her depth.
"I'm
going to jam it in between the two ends of the power artery and
spot-weld it in place." the mechanic explain as he pulled on his
goggles, "And then prey that it doesn't make the entire turret blow up
in our faces."
"Oh," The Eldar blinked, surprised at how okay she was with the plan, "That's good then."

From Blood & Iron chapter 4
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.