So VladamirTherin suggested the Whateley Academy stories and I've been hooked on them the past few days. There's a number of amusing scenes, but I'll start with this one from Reflections in an Evil Eye:
Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.
Quote:“Toni, Sahar is…And a scene from Enter the Chaka:
dangerous.”
“Zee --- I hang out with a demon princess and a
girl who almost got chucked in Hawthorn. I have a jealous
girlfriend, and a boyfriend who doesn’t know about
her. I have one of the most powerful cliques in school out
for my head, and there’s a school administrator who
wants to give it to ‘em. Hey, Danger is my middle
name.” Toni blinked. “Actually, it’s
‘Marc’- I gotta look into changing that. Toni
Danger Chandler; has a nice ring to it.”
Quote: She leaned forward on the bed, folding her hands on her crossed kneeAnd a few moments later:
and gave me a sly smile. “And so, what’s YOUR
‘superhero’ name gonna be? I think that
‘Vixen’ is taken.”
“Actually, Nikki and I were just talking about that. I
haven’t really decided.”
Her eyes popped open wide and began to sparkle. “REALLY? Kewl!
Lessee now, what would fit you? You’re this big Ki muck-a-muck-
so how about ‘Black Dragon’?”
“Sorry, I’d look crappy in a chiamsong, smoking with a
long cigarette holder.”
“Nngg... How about ‘Dragon Princess’?”
“What? And have to mix it up with the Powerpuff Girls?”
“How about ‘Doctor Ki’?”
“Sounds like a Hong Kong Dentist.”
“How about ‘Dragonfist’?”
“Naahh- it’d be too easy to twist into
‘Dragonbreath’.”
“Humpf! Okay, let’s dump the whole ‘Dragon’
thing.”
“Fine by me!”
“Okay, something ‘hunterish’- how about
‘Stalker’?”
“Great! And if that’s taken, I can try
‘Mugger’ or ‘Serial Killer’.”
Quote:“Aahhh- how about ‘Simba’, as in-----
‘Lion’?”
“Already covered this with Jade- ‘Simba’ is a GUY
lion. And I don’t wanna go back there!”
“Good for you, sweetie. Then how about
‘Nala’?”
“Nala? What’s a ‘Nala’?”
“It’s the name of Simba’s girlfriend in The Lion
King.”
“WHAT? And take on Disney? Are you Crazy?”
“Oh god, you’re right! I never even said that!”
Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.