I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[Valles]

My favorite one is from The Great Shoulder Angel Conspiracy.

Chou gently said to Molly, “We all knew it wasn’t you.  Why don’t we go sit down somewhere and-”
Suddenly, a little Chou in a saffron-colored Chinese monk’s robe peered from Chou’s right shoulder and said, “The balance must be preserved!  Don’t do that, the balance might be ruined!”  Chou stopped.  “No, don’t do that either!  That might ruin the balance!”
Another little Chou in a similar monk’s robe peered from Chou’s left shoulder and shook her head, “Balance and Chaos monkey doodle fandango.”
“What?” Chou snapped.
“Jade!” I growled.
“It wasn’t me!” Jade piped up.
The right-hand monk nodded sagely, “It all makes sense to me. If I am Balance, then she is Chaos.”
The left-hand monk nodded in agreement.  “And chocolate automobile hammer walrus.”
The right-hand monk fussed, “No!  Not that either!  That might also ruin the balance!”
Great.  The little monk of Chaos was completely Dadaist, and the little monk of Balance was more obsessive-compulsive than Fractious.
Behind me, Chaka purred fiercely, “Jade, if you know what’s good for you…”
“I swear, this time it’s not me!” Jade insisted.
“Balance froufrou elbow armadillo!  And wingnut too!” insisted the monk of Chaos.
Chou glared at it and snapped, “Stop it!”
It looked at her and waved its arms frantically, “Garbanzo elementary coleslaw, or else radical underwear maple!  Hardware?”

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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."