From http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7684085/1/T ... uckys_Mind]The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind, a Harry Potter self-insert by DogbertCarroll:
Chuck, inserted into Harry Potter as the Dementors attack at the start of the fifth book, has got Sirius and Tonks sequestered for a quick discussion, which has at this point already been interrupted once.
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Chuck, inserted into Harry Potter as the Dementors attack at the start of the fifth book, has got Sirius and Tonks sequestered for a quick discussion, which has at this point already been interrupted once.
Quote:"Tonks I need your help," Harry said suddenly.-- Bob
"What can I do to help?" Tonks asked.
"I need you to come sit on my lap," Harry replied. "Sirius gesture like you're explaining something."
Tonks quickly sat on Harry's lap and he wrapped his arms around her and buried his face in her chest.
"Who's watching us?" Sirius asked, waving his arms around.
"I give up, who?" Harry replied from Tonks cleavage.
"We aren't being observed?" Tonks asked.
"I don't think so..."
"Then why am I waving my arms around like an idiot?" Sirius asked.
"I figured it was a good way to distract you for a while," Harry replied.
"And me sitting on your lap?" Tonks asked.
"So I can bury my face in your chest." Harry replied. "I've been attacked by dementors today and have had a horrible life; I don't know anyone who deserves to have their face buried in your chest more."
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.