I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[Bob Schroeck]

And while reading some older stuff recently, I came across the following passage from Gregg "Metroanime" Sharp's Hotaru Half. The goddess Bastet has just cursed Tatewaki Kuno for, well, being himself, with undescribed but easily imagined effects on his manly bits along with a sharp rise in the pitch of his voice and the acquisition of a lisp:

"Wasn't that a bit much?" Nabiki asked of the goddess.

"Not at all," responded Bastet. "You didn't see into his mind. Yech. He should be glad I didn't switch the places of his two swords. Besides, you heard the condition of the curse. All he has to do is make amends to the people he wronged, even a token gesture in each case or something like an apology, and the curse will be lifted."

Broken sobbing could be heard from within the forest.

"It's a field trip, it's supposed to be educational," said Bastet.

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.