Quote:Attached is your bloody cloak, just as you sent it to me. Thank you for the loan of it-- Pansy and I managed to avoid filicide had an adventure that I'm sure you would have enjoyed being as thick as you are; it's just a shame that you're not allowed to visit the home of the ultimate in puppy-kicking, christmas-thieving evil me. In all fairness, it turns out that the Headmaster's concerns may not be too far off and if my father kills you or allows you to be killed, I may be forced to do something that endangers my trust fund, but I suppose that's a topic for discussion in person. Maybe I should be the one doing the visiting.How bad could your Muggles be, anyway? Nevermind-- I've clearly suffered a great shock.From the Switch-verse, in which Harry and Draco are both sorted in the same house...
Link to part one: http://corvidae9.livejournal.com/344634.html
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
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