I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[robkelk]

Shadowjack's watched episode 114...

The Professor: /examines the documentation that Mimette left behind. "Hmm, she appears to have annotated every page of this idol magazine with declarations of her undying love for the target."
The Professor: "Apparently, I have been played for a sucker. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The Professor: "She will go far."

Usagi: "—which must mean, then, that you simply subtract Y from X and get the square root, and the problem is solved!"
Ami: "Exactly!"
Mako: /awe. "Wow, Usagi, how are you actually keeping up with this?"
Usagi: "I HAVE NO IDEA! Explain to me what I just said, someone!"

Casting Director: "There's a kissing scene in this movie. Are you prepared for that?"
Minako: "Not yet, but now that I know, I'll make sure to keep this project a secret from my parents."
Scattered laughter.
2nd Unit Director: "Let us say that the director invited you… to dinner, in private. Would you have any problems?"
Minako: /deliberately misses the point. "Golly, no, I can eat anything! Well, er, except shiitake mushrooms. Well, and then there's always… but you don't want to hear about that!"
Broader laughter.
2nd Unit Director: /slightly miffed.
Casting Director: /is delighted to see him get his comeuppance.

Usagi: "Everybody now! Sing, sing a song—
Rei: Sing out loud, sing—
Mimette: "OWWWWWWWIEEEEEE IT HURTS "
Ami: "Not a Carpenters fan, I guess."
Makoto: "I thought it was from Sesame Street?"

Mimette: "OWIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Minako: "And we'll keep doing that until you've learned your lesson, young lady!"
Mimette: "i'll get you!!!" /runs away.
Makoto: "Y'know, we really should try to stop her from leaving, one of these days."

Ami: "There's no Mimi Hanyu in any public database."
Minako: "She LIED to me!"
Ami: "I told you she would never knowingly betray the Witches."
Minako: "Terminate her—immediately!"
Ami: "She may still be of use to us."
Makoto: "You guys are creeping me out."

--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012