http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?617 ... st15287783]Shadowjack's watched episode 116 (of Sailor Moon S, in case anyone's tuning in late and wondering). As usual, not all the funny is re-posted...
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
Quote:Mamoru: "You are on the verge of becoming a stylish and classy adult woman."
Usagi: "If growing up means I don't get to hug stuffy toys and squeal, I don't want to!"
Mamoru: "I suppose I should be glad I'm dating a girl who wants plushies, instead of jewelry and cars."
Usagi: "Well, it'd hurt less to be attacked by a hideously-animate stuffed bunny daimon."
Mamoru: /Tim. "With horrible teeth!"
Quote:Mamoru: "She must have a good reason for acting like this."
Usagi: "Oh sure, Mister I-Had-A-Vision-So-We-Must-Break-Up."
Mamoru: "Okay, a strong reason."
Quote:Mamoru: "…Is it edible?"
Usagi: "Dude, haven't I been practicing? Isn't a picnic lunch within my capabilities?"
Mamoru: "I don't know, it's all been off screen!
Quote:Mamoru: /carefully surveys the sky for signs of time portals or invading asteroids.
Usagi: /carefully checks behind the growing racks for voyeuristic schoolgirls.
Hotaru: "What are you doing?"
Usagi: "If we can't learn from experience, what else have we got?"
Quote:Mamoru: "I hope you don't mind if we make a brief detour."
Usagi: "You have business here?"
Mamoru: "A graduate of my school works here, a botanist who's made roses his life's work."
Usagi: "AHA! So that's where you get them!"
Mamoru: "So few people truly appreciate the practice of weaponized agriculture."
Quote:Mamoru: /oh god what did I just say?!--
Mamoru: /the hell with it! I said it, and I'll say it again!
Usagi: /he said it! he said it! he said it! he said it!
Luna: "And it only took him ten thousand years and two lost lives to spit it out!"
Mamoru: "I count four and two, on the grounds that I was dead for most of it."
Usagi: "And we'd already discussed it privately anyway. But he said it! He said it!"
Luna: "All right, so you're only tied with Keiichi Morisato."
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012