I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[Norgarth]

from chapter 3 of 'Not your average Konoha Academy graduate' (Naruto/Dresden Files)
The guy they're talking about had guzzled a defective lust potion that was being stored in a sake jug, then groped Sasuke's mom (occurs pre-mrassacre)
          "Damn," Kiba said. "My Mom would have just set the dogs on him."

"My mother would have just cut him up and served him at the table," said
Choji.
"My mother would have just used her assistants to drain every bit of chakra
from his body then allow them to gorge themselves on his bodily fluids," Said
Shino.
"My mother would have-" Shikamaru cut himself off. "Well, it's too
troublesome to say how much worse off that guy'd have been if he'd groped my
Mom."
There's a reason that the Nara women can motivate the men of the clan: they
are very, very scary. So scary in fact, that Jiraiya won't peep on them, no
matter how beautiful. He's perverted, not suicidal.

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