Quote:Stupid Princess! Stupid Zero! Stupid Rakshata! Stupid Kururugi! Stupid terrorist pilot! They'd ruined his Lancelot! Evil, manipulative, alien, tyrannical pigs- all of them! He'll complain to Prince Schniezel. He'll call the Emperor and ask for protection for the Lancelot. That evil Zero had blown his machine up after he'd lost! Cheater! Then, that Radiation Wave arm had exploded when Kururugi broke it- as if his creation hadn't been abused enough!
He'd demanded funds for repair but it'll take at least a fortnight to complete the job. Thankfully, the core body and the engines were fine. Funny, he could've sworn that...No, he had seen nothing! Quick, before Cecile returns! Poor Lancelot, Poor Robot! Lloyd is sorry; He was careless and you got hurt...Though, it was mostly their fault! We hates them...My precious...
Both Cecile and Princess Euphemia had been angry at him when they'd learnt that the White Knightmare lacked an ejection seat. But he needed the money for swords! He wanted four swords! They hadn't even spared the glance for poor Lancelot when it was brought in! Simply swarmed all over Kururugi! Unbelievable! Kururugi could repair himself, couldn't he? But the Lancelot needed Silicon Carbide, Titanium, Sakuradite and loving care.
Lloyd shook his head. What was the world coming to?
from a code geass timetravel fic. It has some other rofl worthy quotes; this one is from chapter 7; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7702018/7/C ... ry_of_Time
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."