I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[LilFluff]

This is an awesome bio.

Dr. Sun-Tzu Liao is Seldon Professor of Psychohistory at the Capella Royal University. A member of the Capellan Union's former ruling family, Dr. Liao served in the Union Armed Forces with distinction during the War of Two Terras. At night, he's Batman.

from; http://forums.spacebattle...erent-btech-isot.223278/

I rather like this bit, short chunk that was originally edited out to improve flow. The scene for those who haven't read is after a mysterious ship arrives in the New Avalon system and in mere minutes is approaching the planet at 1/10 the speed of light. Then instead of issuing demands broadcasts music on nearly all frequencies...

“You are listening to Radio KAOS, the gigawatt blowtorch of New Avalon!
Coming to you live, whether you want it or not! Next up on the show
we’ll be taking your requests. Normally, we’d have a phone line set up
but hey! There’s no phones in space! So if you’ve got a request
for Auntie Mel, broadcast at 10.666 gigahertz on the Ku band in the
general direction of our transmitter, and if we’ve got it, we’ll play
it! In the meantime, here’s a blast from the past: the one and only
Ronnie. James. DIO!”

(...a little bit later)

“This is Radio KAOS, the unstoppable voice of a generation! We’ve had
quite a few requests come into the studio in the last half-hour.
Unfortunately, guys, I don’t know ‘please stop, for the love of God.’
Maybe if you hum a few bars, I could fake it. Anyway!"

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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.