I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[Shepherd]

I cleared my throat, undaunted and glanced at the girl behind the counter. "Leslie, she'll have a coffee. Make it really strong. Might as well squeeze out the grounds into the mug, and an éclair. Put the éclair on a plate though. Don't squeeze that into the mug.""My name's Brittany."
"Oh, sorry, luv," I said, making sure I laid on the English accent rather heavily. "You look so much like my sister, God rest her soul. I forgot myself."
I learned that lesson long ago, when I forgot the name of the girl I was dating. Of course, I made the mistake of saying that when we were in bed at the time. That just made things rather worse for me, but it's guaranteed to work in every other situation.
"Oh… that's okay," she said with a smile.
See. American girls are so easy.

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