From The Wizard and the Lonely Princess, Chapter 18
Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.
Quote:"Come off it Hermione. Snape would never try to kill me with-----
something so obvious as jixing my broom in the middle of a match with
him standing up and a wand in his hand." He then waves his hand as
Neville turns towards them panicking. "If he actually wanted to kill me,
he would likely use a poison in my food that would be undetectable and
likely have symptoms akin to food poisoning or an allergy so no one
would think about the possibility of poisoning." He then frowns
thoughtfully. "Perhaps something that would decay rapidly with warmth so
that the heat in my cooling corpse would destroy it."All of a
sudden him, Hermione, and Nightmare (as well as Luna) stiffen at a
familiar voice. "Indeed Potter." They slowly turn to see Snape looking
at them with a raised eyebrow. "I would never do something as obvious as
jinxing a broom in full view of people." He then looks at Hermione with
a small glare. "Ten Points from Gryffindor Granger for your
accusations." He then turns and takes a few steps before stopping. "And
five points to Gryffindor Potter for correctly theorizing a method by
which I would kill you."
Watching as the potions professor walks
out of view, Harry becomes thoughtful before looking at his friends.
"I'm confused as to whether I should be amused by what happened or
paranoid and worried that he agreed with me..." He then scratches his
chin as Hermione and Neville stare at him. "Of course, he's unlikely to
use that method now that he's admitted that it would be one way he could
kill me." He then frowns. "Unless of course he wants me to think that
so that I'll let down my guard and because no one would think that he
would use that method due to what just happened..."
Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.