I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[DHBirr]

It's not fanfic, but I find it too hilarious not to share -- from The Wavering of Haruhi Suzumiya:

I know it's sudden, but let's put on our thinking caps.

Question 1:  What was written on that paper?
Answer:  A confession of love for Nagato.

Question 2:  In whose handwriting was it written?
Answer:  Mine.

Question 3:  What would happen if some uninformed third party read it?
Answer:  They would probably get the wrong idea.

Question 4:  What if Haruhi read it?
Answer:  I don't even want to think about that.

Thus did Haruhi Suzumiya scan the paper intently for a few minutes, eventually looking back up to me sharply, then for some reason grinning unpleasantly.
...That cinched it.  Today was not my day.

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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.