Quote:“Hey, Bob. What’ve you been up to?”Fallen Stars (Dresden Files/MGLN):
“Well, it took me a few minutes to figure out how this thing works--and holy shit, Harry, it is a beautiful piece of work. Then I took some time to learn the languages, since this translator spell you’ve obviously been using doesn’t actually work for me. Then I started exploring Elesia’s Internet cache. . . but since then, I’ve mostly been downloading stuff from the ship’s archives.”
“What, like blueprints?” I asked worriedly. I really, really hoped Bob hadn’t been stealing classified info.
“No, no, nothing like that. Just public stuff. Entertainment for the crew.”
When Bob talks about “entertainment”, there is a very good chance he’s not talking about action movies. “Bob, tell me you have not been using this amazing fusion of magic and technology to watch porn.”
“Okay,” Bob said. “Harry, I have not been using this amazing fusion of magic and technology to watch porn. Especially not 3D, variable-perspective porn. Especially not Infinite Lust Part V: Bisexual Orgy in the Heart of Downtown Sea Bridge.” He paused for a moment. “That title sounds a lot better in Vaizenian, y’know. Lots of alliteration, and the way “bisexual” and “downtown” are conjugated actually forms this really elaborate pun--”
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