ClassicDrogn Wrote:ETA: ITYM, "I am Sailor Vader, Champion of the Dark Side. In the name of the Emperor, I shall punish you!" Remember, he's no fan of Tarkin's "technological terror" and he MUST obey his Master (at least until the final darmatic confronation.) Though I always wondered why luke, staggering along trying to support him as he made his escape, didn't point to one of the Stormtrooper or Technician squads ruinning by and order in a firm voice, "You and you, help me with Lord Vader! You, get a Med Droid and meet us at the shuttle bay! Quickly!" It's not like they know him from any other random human, and he's visibly helping a severely injured, high-ranking officer evacuate.
That would mess up the script, of course, but that doesn't stop it from bugging me every time I see ROTJ.
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- CD
I'd love to see that as an alt-uni fic.
Mind you, the Dark Schneider one is pretty awesome too - but what if they got things a tch wrong, and it was *Asuka* who had the BASTARD!!! trapped inside her?
...or, alternately, what other classic anime "first kiss" moments could be turned into horrible plot-derailing wrongness by the addition of said worthy?
Dark Schneider would make an *excellent* "power the Dark Lord knows not", among others.