Bob Schroeck Wrote:Quote:Dark Schneider would make an *excellent* "power the Dark Lord knows not", among others."You can't possibly be a proper Dark Lord. You're nowhere near handsome, sexy and charming enough. And the only women you've got are a pair of skanky psychos. Nope, no, massive fail. Sorry, Tommy boy. Better luck next time." (Little Hangleton vanishes in a massive explosion)
I've tried playing with that one before, but the only girls who kiss him in canon have already been kissed as far as I can remember. If it was going to be done early on (maybe second year?) one of the Quidditch Team girls maybe, but during the DoM raid (which would make better sense) the only option is Luna. Maybe Gabrielle after pulling her out of the lake? That would be a fun twist on all the variations of "Veela are supersexy but choose one mate for life, and die if he refuses" floating around FF.n. (Most of them, like certain other things float in a toilet - there are very exceptional exceptions, though.)
-CD
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woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows