I've had a few funny takes on Dalek speach-patterns:
"THE DOCTOR WILL THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS ACTION! RUMINATE! RU-MIN-ATE!"
"THE BEES WILL FERTILIZE THE FLOWERS! POLLINATE! POLL-IN-ATE!"
(Followed by the enraged Daleks shooting individual bees, who do not comply, out of the sky.)
"YOU MUST CHEW YOUR FOOD BEFORE SWALLOWING! MASTICATE! MAS-TI-CATE!"
(The pervert in me wants to add another one, but won't, since now, it should be obvious. Mwahahahaha!)
"YOU WILL EXPLAIN YOUR PRESENCE AND YOUR PLAN! ELUCIDATE! E-LU-CI-DATE!"
"I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS; I WANT TO BE MORE! GIVE ME A DATE! GIVE ME A DATE!"
And, then there's this picture I'm in the process of re-doing (it's only been in the engine for 36 minutes). It's "AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT TO BE A DALEK?"
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"THE DOCTOR WILL THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS ACTION! RUMINATE! RU-MIN-ATE!"
"THE BEES WILL FERTILIZE THE FLOWERS! POLLINATE! POLL-IN-ATE!"
(Followed by the enraged Daleks shooting individual bees, who do not comply, out of the sky.)
"YOU MUST CHEW YOUR FOOD BEFORE SWALLOWING! MASTICATE! MAS-TI-CATE!"
(The pervert in me wants to add another one, but won't, since now, it should be obvious. Mwahahahaha!)
"YOU WILL EXPLAIN YOUR PRESENCE AND YOUR PLAN! ELUCIDATE! E-LU-CI-DATE!"
"I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS; I WANT TO BE MORE! GIVE ME A DATE! GIVE ME A DATE!"
And, then there's this picture I'm in the process of re-doing (it's only been in the engine for 36 minutes). It's "AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT TO BE A DALEK?"